my-teen-quote:

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big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed)

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nichvlas:

It’s not about the kissing, holding hands, the dates, the sex, and showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can. It’s about being with someone who accepts you and your weirdness. It’s about being yourself around them and they can be their self around you.

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recoverykitty:

On the phone with my friend in korea and he’s explaining to me in english that he must stop smoking because he doesn’t want to become impotent. 

Walking down Gangnam street he says (in english) “I must stop smoking for my dick. My dick is important. If my dick does the broken I cannot sex.”

and I hear in absolute plain english behind him “WHAT” 

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floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

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bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(Source: heteroh)

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ohmyhelbig:

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

THIS SHIT IS SCARY I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN.

(Source: papa-levi)

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gnarly:

morning: laziness.

afternoon: dying for a rest.

night: can’t sleep

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amischiefofmice:

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

now thats a good uncle
let-them-eat-vag:

ashoutintothevoid:

Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow

DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly
RH