ohyeselifresh:

my neck

my back

my pizza

and my snacks

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esteljune:

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

thugplant:

guys with voices so deep u can feel it in da clit

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mallardfillmore:

I almost just ruined my life

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

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But the first lesson reading teaches is how to be alone. Jonathan FranzenHow to Be Alone (via 4dele)

(Source: uglypnis)


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adorabagel:

if i die resurrect me with this video


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honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

(Source: unexceptional)

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primadonnaguardie:

ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

soundslikemythursdaynights
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thegirlwhowantedtofly:

karlcrowntrumpet:

clarinope:

"Do you love me, John?" "No man, that’s super gay."
Carolina Crown - 2013

That’s me on the right. 

karl would have a tumblr.

If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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summerdiddleband:

imyour-colorguardian:

Um hi there. Can I have you guys?

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