stability:

avoiding responsibilities like

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(Source: stability)

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meanplastic:

me about to do a powerpoint presentation
cleverbot:

I don’t remember this

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

(Source: dimwited)

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lanashiftdelrey:

walking into school

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remembering there was homework

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If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it. Roald Dahl (via nyctaeus)
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putins-boyfriend:

artificialhotty:

When your friend posts an embarrassing  picture of you without telling you. 

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hola

(Source: carlsjrpenis)

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psychedelis:

I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going

(Source: elixs)

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terrakion:

demeler:

"Gay rights!" - Lara Croft


#voiced by Jennifer Lawrence
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can’t reply, I just have to read it and post it.

(Source: tsubakijpg)

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rileyav:

seeing ppl add nice tags when they reblog ur stuff like

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at-seapoint:

im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait

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